Liar

Overheard:

I am not a liar; I only lie about my lies.

Limits

There is personal life and then there is social life, mixin em up is like drinking and drivin. I still havent figured out to which life I should limit the women in my life.

Delusion

The Omnipresent does not take note of the virtue or the sin of anyone. Knowledge is enveloped in ignorance; hence it is that beings are constantly falling prey to delusion

Source: Bhagavad Gita (5:15)

Oneways

Overheard:

This city is filled with oneways and the other roads go the other way!